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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 08:11

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

What do gang stalkers want?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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